Monthly Mail order paper goods (for extremely lazy college students who don’t like to wash dishes or leave the house in any capacity. ) Make them really really pretty patterns. Thats the key-the most dazzling plastic cups anyone has ever seen. Thats the real reason why we buy jessica alba diapers right? I love this idea. The marketing would look like a vice after party spread but focus in on the beautiful trash can full of beautiful color trash. And of course make the trash biodegradable made from recycled corn flakes, all that. I was literally about to do this one but then remembered the worst case scenario for me would be to have it take off and then I’d be stuck to a warehouse with employees and crap..aaah what a nightmare! Take it it’s yours.